Watch this short video on your phone so that you can turn on the flashlight

Don’t forget about guns

Those don’t seem to work for me. I think it’s because they started using an artificial sweetener that gives me equal or worse digestive issues

We mix ketchup and Worcestershire and put it on meatloaf. And then we make more to dip the meatloaf in while eating.

I’ve been playing off and on for years, but can’t get past about level 20. I suck so bad at the game but love it

I have had pretty good luck with doing

High five Up high Down low Too slow

My nephew would just let me do it forever, always trying to beat me on the too slow bit.

Isn’t it way more deadly than covid? Maybe that’ll be reason enough to scare idiots into compliance?

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You just triggered a thought that 12 people now have to say they’re Trump’s peer

I think a lot of young teens will just vote how their parents tell them unfortunately. And we’re breeding dumber and dumber kids by cutting education anyway possible in Southern states, so they’ll just pile on the maga wagon

I’m in the same boat. I got some super sweet deal through my phone company. It was right when they started cracking down on sharing accounts. This way they can claim they have more viewers. No way I’d pay real money to them, but free enough to not quit

Unfortunately, he doesn’t need the votes in November he just needs the electors to say he won. He can claim fraud again when he loses

I have to use Teams for work and there are Clippy stickers!

Can we just set up a fake White House with a cell phone that tweets to dead air and tell him he won?

I’m just joining in to say I’m worried the Supreme Court is going to ignore that fact and make a decision that favors the party. They’ll even find a way to spin it that the decision only applies to the GOP

And the gold shitter

At our Sam’s we just walk right by that door checker. If you show a card they nod, but if you don’t get out your card they ignore you

Now that we can cash checks with pictures in an app, we can get our sweet, sweet cash and frame it!

No wonder I have terrible willpower. I’m tired, constantly stressed, and both of those drive me to eat junk all day

He’ll claim we misunderstood him or that he never said it at all