I have this card.
I’m an immigrant to the US by way of marriage. When I moved here we opened an account at chase where my now wife banks - a joint for us both and one for me.
When faced with having three near identical blue cards I asked if there was any option other than blue
Imagine my face when I heard possibly the most American phrase I’ve ever heard: “You can have the brand colors, or Disney”
be me
live in suburban area of American major city
want to fight the government(?)
with a gun(?)
open front door
see woman walking her dog
take pot shots in the air
she runs away
freedom secured
mission successful go home everyone