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You must not be familiar with the three shells.

Brush my teeth.

Floss.

Masturbate.

7/10

10/10 with rice.

Not when your company is fucking murdering whistleblowers, no.

Discoverability issues as per yesterdays search giants methods of crawling the web.

It’s quite clear that companies like Google and Microsoft are vulnerable in the search game right now.

I mean in the end you’re probably right, but if there were ever a time for a well-funded group to take aim at the suddenly low barriered entry, I think this is probably Custer’s last stand.

Idk anyone who can’t figure this out deserves to die.

/s

If it makes you feel better they were tiny compared to what’s at home depot

This oddly reminds me that the original patent for the chainsaw was for aiding childbirth.

I’ll let anyone curious enough google that.

Three things.

1. Yes. Sometimes this is malice. Sometimes this is an attempt to drive impressions and page views.

2. This can also be caused by poorly configured web applications that update in real time. If, say, some sports website is giving you real-time data about the game as it progresses, a poorly configured web application might be creating a dynamic URL for every change. When you access the older page, it will be instructed to take you to the most recent data, so pressing back is taking you to old data on that page, and then immediately realizing that data is old so refreshing it with the most relevant data.

3. This is a super common misconfiguration in single page web applications. Domain.com will take you to an application that renders at domain.com/en-us/home. Pressing back takes you to domain.com, and guess what happens next?

This is basically 99.99% of these cases. I would say if its on some shitty news site with 1000 ads that somehow sneak by AdBlock and UBlok Origin, it’s case 1. Otherwise, it’s case 2 or 3.

The picture instance is either case 1 or 2.

I answer calls from saved numbers and my local hospital and that’s about it. Otherwise you can leave a message and I’ll decide on getting back to you

I’ve been saying it since 2017. Hard agree. Hell run against Ivanka or some other trump mob tie in 2028 and secure the nomination. Still believing it now.

For the nth summer in a row would you look at that

I figured everyone just assumed that.

You shut the fuck up right now. You’re doing so well.

By God you’ve done it. You’ve… Slowed … The acceleration…

Yes that’s right you’ve slowed the acceleration of global warming. Maybe.

Whenever you meet somebody who tells you that they’re against unions, join in with them. But focus on police unions only, go hard on their monopolization of violence. Be all in on Unions going away, because it would mean police would no longer have qualified immunity.

Watch their faces.

These sentences should all be ~10x

If you don’t think we’re already in World war 3 I’ve got a bridge to sell ya.

Less likely to die from being hit by a bus*

Guys argue with him about it. I think he’s lost it.

“Not vote?!? Bunch unamerican gop losers, who do they think they are?!”

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