Yes, the more notable thing is that, for some reason, the British decided the practice should end.

My girlfriend’s ex is e-stalking her, if that’s a thing. I said she should send him a picture of my cock if he contacts her again. I believe that may have actually happened a couple of days ago. Let’s see if it works.

YOU ARE WORSE FOR SAYING OOOF LIKE THAT

but also correct

Some people were born in 1988, also.

Kind of.

he look silly

Holy shit that guy’s so Polish.

yes, reality has a dystopian bias

What?

You could just say “they’ll act shocked”.

Chris Rock says a lot, he somehow managed to make The Slap™ about white people.

Leave the micropenis guys alone, it’s already a shit card to be dealt.

Which is why I’ll never call Turkey “Türkiye”, though they’re free to call themselves that. I don’t see Germany insisting I call it Deutschland, after all.

Golfo de México is just as annoying, well done.

“100 million smokers can’t be wrong!”

your so wise

you like write

Friend, buddy, pal, I literally used to deal it. You may be smoking too much if you are managing to see a conspiracy here.

I apologise if the frequency of my drug use offends you.

I just don’t want to be locked into a thought-spiral about how awful the world is, which is how I tend to react to weed nowadays.