If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.

Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.

He’s too real. The electorate craves lies.

Crap, you’re right.

Better not vote for them and just accept having no abortion rights until a viable third party shows up.

Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.

“Close enough, fuck it.” — National motto of Ancient Greece

Ah, the superior siege utensil.

Now you and me battle for the supremacy of our respective generations on the fields of Usenet, to honour our ancestors.

“You can’t trust me to behave like an adult in a room with just one other person, but you can trust me with the power of the state.”

The zoomers were never on Twitter. Too busy with their Snappychats and Tikkytalks.

We’ll there was that time Kublai Khan tried to invade Japan with the largest amphibious assault in history (until D-day) and got absolutely wrecked by a typhoon.

Then tried again a few years later, with an even larger force, and got wrecked by another typhoon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Japan

They won the orca war without firing a shot.