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Quiet quitting is when you lazy it up until they fire you.

“Peace is good for business.”

— Rule of Acquisition #35

Everything you and GP just said are all simultaneously true.

It’s a good thing we’ve got you here to tell people they’re stupid and should evolve.

Plenty of people have cancer and don’t die. You’re suggesting we wipe out the entire deep human experience of having cancer, including the whole cancer subculture. Don’t you think that’s a bit ignorant?

Democrats: “Oh thank God for this new party, I was worried I’d have to vote for a progressive!”

It’s because they all imagine themselves as the center of everything.

Any victory against another nuclear power will be pyrrhic.

This may come as a shock but sometimes humans form groups and don’t just do everything unilaterally.

We’re a Christian nation after all.

And these are massive “crypto” platforms too, so forget any crypto-anarchist utopian ideas like assassination markets or climate insurance. They’ll let you and insider traitors bet on who the USA attacks next. Whenever someone suggests we simply regulate the very central corporate bookie, the chuds will say you don’t understand decentralization.

Give it a year

Bruh he had mental health issues and here you are expecting Lee Harvey Oswald.

No billionaire should ever be

The same captured legal system will side with Trump in any “defamation” or “libel” case, despite it being true.

The liberals after this will protect him

“You understand how monopolies work, right? Don’t you want to get paid more like a monopoly does? Fuck 'em!”

People don’t start fighting when times are good. Whenever we “buy time to organize”, we go out to brunch instead.

A movement only happens when it’s needed, not when it’s best for us.

Unionizing is a free market solution that disrupts a crony government which only represents connected elites.