Given the Snowden revelations, what an unfortunate choice of names.

It should be interesting to see the effect of virtually zero ads from republicans as compared to the deluge of them the democrats are going to be able to pay for.

With all the work it took you’d think they would have done this prior to rollout

Fuck Jaime Dimon, any time he says anything he’s lying to forward his own agenda. Fuck all commentary from these rich chodes.

There’s probably a word for it in German or Swedish. I bet it’s long and hard to pronounce, maybe with a non-English pronunciation symbol.

I’m sixty. I hope I live long enough to piss on his grave

I myself am all set. I bought my crazy amounts of stuff years ago.

These absolute dipshits still seem confused about the purpose here. The issue has been decided, this is all just to determine damages. There’s nothing to be ‘won’ here but reduced damages, and antagonizing the guy who decides how much they’re going to be is what I think they would call a novel strategy.

As if I needed another reason to hate him. He’s fucking garbage

You can put a turd in an expensive suit, but in the end it’s still just Jamie Dimon.

I hope Ivanka flipped on him.

I will be doing my part

You’d think they’d fit better.