“Vote Count, not cunt” would be a great campaign slogan.

Steven Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the pet cemetery.

Is that reich?

There’s around 15 000 satellites in orbit. Imagine there was only 15K cars on earth, and they could drive everywhere at random. How long do you think it would be before you even saw one, let alone there was a collision. Now imagine the area is much bigger, has an extra spacial dimension, and is being tracked and controlled.

Edit. There is, on average, a similar number of planes in the air as satellites, and mid-air collisions are extremely rare and usually only happen at choke-points like airports.

Veuve Clicquot. Nearly all the right letters, just the wrong order.

I was hoping someone had spilled holy water on him, and he literally melted.

I think it’s a rule that countries that have been conquered by the french have to use those colours.

Coprocephalus.

Every accusation is a confession.

There’s some strong “OK Grandpa, let’s get you back to bed” energy going on here.

If Wikipedia had an article called “Son of a B*tch”, this would be the photo used.

America covering up the removal of Trump’s name? Never, surely.

It’s just dynamic pricing.

I genuinely think Ferrari deliberately designed a boring looking EV so they can say “See, our customers don’t want EV’s, let’s never do one again.”

I’d second Portugal. You could spend a week in Lisbon for culture , museums and shopping, then hop on the train to a beach resort in the Algarve for the partying and swimming.

Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs. Such a pain in the arse when you have to refer to them.

What else do you expect from that renowned journalist “Martyn, our AI assistant”.

Imagine starting a war to distract from your pedophilia, and fucking it up so badly you have to wheel out your bimbo wife to remind everyone about your sex crimes, to distract them from the war.

If China gets Christianised, are you going to claim that Easter actually had it’s origins in the Qingming festival

If the entire Christian world then adopts elements of the Qingming festival and changes the name of it’s spring solstice festival to “Qingming”, then yes, of course.

Don’t joke about that. You’ll make the Christians cross.