Hubzilla maybe?

So are the gay frogs!!

Is anyone truly ok in this timeline?

He always looks like his crush just caught him with her panties are hanging out of his ass while fucking her dog.

Are you sure about that?

I’m winning. I don’t use AI and I’m too broke to shop for anything besides necessities.

As long as Step 4 doesn’t happen, then yes. Repeatedly.

Step 1: Become elected GOP cretin

Step 2: Repeatedly screech about a moral panic

Step 3: Legislate some shit law that is full of things that benefits whoever bribed you to get it to the floor

Step 4: Go back to diddling kids until you’re outed publicly

“Modest”?

No, we have better language to use

Useless

Disingenuous

Paid actors

Servants to the ruling class

Inside traders

Purposefully weak

Blatantly dishonest

And the list could go on and on…

Like a wood chipper?

This dude looks like his farts are constantly wet.

Dick Cheney has entered the chat…

Jon Stamos?

Needs a broke down Jeep and a pit bull chained to a rusted fridge.

Don’t worry choom, we’ll get through this somehow…

I’m starting to feel like I’m living the prequel to Cyberpunk 2077…

Common procedures for lizard people once they have matured to their third molting.