Thought the same thing when I saw the headline the first time. Augmented smallpox virus to finish off the Ukrainians escaped containment is my guess.

Suggestion: a North American Reorganization Council. All the nations in North America have a chat, we decide what bits of land are going to belong to what countries based on the desires of the people who live there, indigenous folks get their land back and weigh in with actual weight to their desires, and every individual gets to straight up just move wherever they want, and please just let me leave this country, okay?

I genuinely don’t know that I’m techy enough to do that. I depend on banking apps and such and I don’t understand how to get around that. I would, if I could be taught lol

I already have developer options turned on, are they gonna fuck me out of that again? :/

I really hate this shit

Can anyone ELI5 for the nontechy how things are going to work once Google rolls out the new bullshit? I’m seeing so many of my apps put out notices that they will no longer work once Google goes through with the verification system. Will I still be able to install shit through f droid?

Completely unimportant, but straight up that broken glass looks like someone Looney Tunes’d it and ran through the glass leaving just their silhouette

That’s a good ol’ fashioned Biblically Accurate Angel right there, amiguite. Had yerself a revelation from God. Fairly certain you’re building the next ark. Personally, I think I’ll take the flood waters for myself, but my brother and sister in law are good folk, and i’d appreciate it if you left them some space on the boat. They’ll help feed the animals and slop the cages.

Oh, and do us a favor. Skip the mosquitos this time around, Noah

Very cool to find out someone is out there listening for me so I have more free time. That’s a relief. Like that dude in Florida that always files my taxes for me, or that person in New Mexico who handles getting and using the credit cards for me.

The world really is filled with helpers!

Oh, I’d love to, but I have no zero experience modding, and virtually no free time

Home address: 802 Southport Lane, Southport, New Hampshire

I don’t have a credit card, but my banking information is: 247380174328, ::909137287

My social security number is: 243-89-2112

And just in case you need it, my password to basically everything is OU812

That’s really a shame. It sounds right up my alley. I collect social security numbers and home addresses, and I’m allergic to conch.

Haha. Thanks! I like my username a lot.

And sure! Reply to whatever you like. I don’t have notifications enabled for Lemmy (or, literally, anything else) so it’s not like it’s gonna bug me while I’m sleeping or anything. I can’t promise much interesting content, though! Lol

… You can just be your own ISP? Is that, like, an actual thing one can do, or more a last ditch hypothetical thing that’s technically possible, but realistically not doable?

If you’re comfortable linking, I’d like to listen to a podcast about posting on Lemmy haha

I think you and I chatted about life in Virginia a while back. This is entirely unrelated to your comment here, I just remember your story after reading the front page of your site and felt like saying hello!

Where do I get it, though? :(

I’m sure there are some French speakers on here! Are you learning for travel, or work, or fun? I don’t speak any, but a lot of my family speaks Louisiana French and a variation of Quebec French

Hola! ¡Mi español es muy malo! Jaja

Estoy intentando aprender, pero me mucho leer que escribir o hablar :/

Quiero aprender rapido por que me mudo pronto.

Let me get moved to Texas before we do that, please!

Not with a 10 foot pole, handles and help.