Everybody is concerned about the countries on the map, but what’s up with the oompa loompas in the corners?

Portal Stories: Mel

A ball? 2 things internet has thought me…

1. Never put a finger on the trigger if you’re not going to kill someone
2. Never put anything without a solid base in your rectum.

One would think that all those animated explainers about the exponential curves would stick at least for a while.

So, it has finally come to this…

Please, don’t murder your parents. Just moving out is good enough. :)

Europe had socialist leaders. It set half of it at least 50 years back in terms of social and economic progress, put up barbed wires around the borders, banned and imprissoned the oposition. Never more!

government funded, yet independent

🤨

Slovakia and hungary. Not sure how poland is doing these days, but there was an infamous news segment a few years ago that got international attention, because it was basically 5 minutes of simping for Andrzej Duda. Right before the elections.

I recognize the quality of work people in these institutions achieve. Not everything they put out is a political order, they still do decent journalism. It’s just that every now and then, you need to be aware of who controlls them. About what they say, or most importantly, what they don’t say when it comes to reporting on certain topics.

It might seem nice to have a funcioning “public” media, but all I see is a ticking time bomb, waiting for one bad election…

There doesn’t seem to be technical vision behind the proposal yet.

Jesus Christ, you’ve just savagely described the europe in a nutshell 😕

Could Europe build a public-service social media model, inspired by public broadcasting

Sure. The government owned broadcasting is working great… not being abused at all. #JustEasternEuropeThings

I was sitting at the neurology office. As the doctor starts to scroll through the pictures of the inside of my head I see a huge blob. Well, this is it, I thought. It’s finally happening…

But then I remembered that scene from the Breaking Bad. These pictures can be decieving if you don’t know how to read them.

“Looks clear” the doctor says. “That thing? Probably just some calcificate…”

But now I know. I’m not ready.

edit: I’ve never told this to anybody, and now I realized the first person I shared this traumatic moment with is a fucking communist. I hate the internet sometimes!

when you take land from the people

But that’s the main characteristic of communism. The ruling class takes the resources from the people to misallocate them.

I am still confused. Aren’t locks modular and easily swappable on the other side of the ocean?

This is how they look here. You can just swap it without changing the looks of the door in any way.

the rest only accessible through login and verification

Yes. If you can’t fight the death of the www, embrace it! Help making it happen!

/s

It’s hard to compete in road construction with the guys building on stolen land paying for labor with stolen money.

Blow up his handlers computer!

I wear them until they reach zero on the comfort scale:

• 10 - The most comfortable thing in the universe. You don’t even know you’re wearing them
• 0 - It actively hurts your feet

Another day at No Stupid Questions, another bait account.

The account is sus, as is tradition in this community, but I’m going to pretend I did not see that.

fried rice, Dr Pepper, bag of chips, potato cake, frozen chips, Yazoo milkshake

Stop hurting yourself. More protein, less starches and sugar.

Why do you think USA needs even more mismanagement and authoritarianism? Isn’t trump bad enough already?