Depending on the model of the pump, you can usually turn off the sound with one of the buttons on the right. The ones I have seen have four buttons on each side, and the second or third (or maybe bottom? I forget) button on the right will at least mute the ad. It’s worth a shot. It’s so obnoxious, it’s almost worth soaking it in gasoline.
Or if you don’t want to spend the money, LuLu works pretty well.
Can’t print your homework? Back to the mine with you!
Community ink tanks, with pipelines to transmit the ink from where it is mined to substations, and on and on.
In a certain sense, I think many of us do.
And yet, neither of those blues are quite… it, you know? Surely the next one will be.
The Signal Foundation did? Or Moxie Marlonspike, who I don’t think is technically involved with them anymore? (Not calling you out, I’m not particularly sure of his status there anymore.)
The hot new category at CES 2027 is going to be AI-powered auto door knockers.
falseWhite mass downvotes from accounts on at least three instances that I’ve seen. There are several others that I’ve noticed, but it hasn’t bothered me enough to look into it beyond that. I figure eventually these accounts will get banned for something or other, and it isn’t worth that much time or space in my head.
The cat is probably keeping an eye on those rodents.
There’s a really funny opportunity here for Somaliland to recognize Palestine.
Occasionally
Heather Cox Richardson does, I think, a better job explaining it than this article: https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/december-23-2025
Ah, the United Flyover States of America
This is the right answer here
All right, so call them “veggie patties” and “veggie links that the meat companies and special interest groups can go sit on.”
The children yearn for the… front lines?
That’s not true, and don’t make the mistake of conflating liberals and leftists.
Spreading
freedomuhdemocracyuh unnavigable traffic! It’s cute that they brought some gridlock from home so that the Americans would feel at home.