Ah, the United Flyover States of America

This is the right answer here

All right, so call them “veggie patties” and “veggie links that the meat companies and special interest groups can go sit on.”

The children yearn for the… front lines?

That’s not true, and don’t make the mistake of conflating liberals and leftists.

I’m actually pretty excited to have another product to try to motivate friends and family to leave Google behind. Maybe this will do it.

Tomfoolery

But you know it’s going to instead be in PowerPoint (now with mandatory BioCoPilot AI™️)

You can (and probably should) disable it: Settings > Apple Intelligence & Siri > toggle Apple Intelligence off.

That isn’t the death penalty. That’s just a Greek mythology re-enactment.

…for today’s other lucky 10,000, I now present xkcd #1053

For the uninitiated, xkxd #37

Finally, my dream of making teeth anywhere you can imagine could be realized.

Time to rip the Band-Aid off.

Well fryer oil is certainly going to gum up that drain.

Except for the soybeans. They likely won’t be reaped.

Jason Bourne Again

I would love to see the press simply ask him what year it is…

Or, in haiku format: https://lemmy.world/post/37293763

You sure know how to make someone not want to share this picture.