A Giggle of girls.

Similar to a lot of my work - don’t do what you can’t undo. Write the rollback scripts at the same time as or before the implementation scripts.

Do not waaaaaaaaant!

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Well, there was an appearance in that one episode of Red Dwarf…but it was the object of desire for the creature descended from the ship’s cat, so…

Needs more tentacles.

Cthulhu enters the chat

And at what point does Kool aid come in?

It’s not just being good at SQL, it’s knowing the data and relationships therein.

They’re not wrong, they’re just assholes.

Let’s not forget that Teams also uses SharePoint as a backend to some of its functions. If ever there was a pile of shit to build on…