Capt. Wolf
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
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politics @lemmy.world•Texas can require public schools to display the Ten Commandments in classrooms, US appeals court rules
20·15 days agoThis is what happens in a captured system, the bad guys get to enforce their beliefs absolutely. Objectivity goes out the window.
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World News@lemmy.world•‘Israel never talked me into the war with Iran,’ Trump saysEnglish
4·16 days agoIt never wasn’t.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Iran closes strait of Hormuz again ‘until US lifts blockade’English
10·20 days ago“the Trump team lied” is pretty much just a default assumption until proven otherwise.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Iran War Live Updates: Trump Announces Two-Week Cease-Fire, Backing Down From Threats of Imminent Devastation
1·1 month agoI think it was struck on multiple times, my favorite will always been Back to the Future.

The irony totally not lost that Biff was modeled after Trump and predicted him being a corrupt criminal and woman abuser waaaaaay before all this shit happened…
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Iran War Live Updates: Trump Announces Two-Week Cease-Fire, Backing Down From Threats of Imminent Devastation
91·1 month agoOh, look at that… It’s Tuesday.

Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•'Blasphemous': Outrage as Trump's faith advisor compares him to Jesus during Easter event
20·1 month agoCool, so we’ll be parading him through DC, nailing him to a cross, and jamming a spear in him later today then, right?
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Rocket lifts off with four Artemis II astronauts on a mission to the moon and backEnglish
3·1 month agoSame way moon landing deniers do.
“The whole thing is staged! Nobody actually flew anywhere! They just put some guys in costumes and filmed them on a sound stage in Hollywood!”
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Thinks He Can Magically Control the Price of Oil
5·1 month agoI agree, he is a disgusting, barely-excusable facsimile of a human. But I’m also a firm believer that laughing at him is a powerful weapon. It’d hurt his ego so much more.
You want to stop dictators? Rob them of the power, undermine it. Make them a joke.
Remember… Hitler has only got one ball
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Thinks He Can Magically Control the Price of Oil
182·1 month agoBest than I could do on my phone right now…

Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•At Pentagon Christian service, Hegseth prays for violence 'against those who deserve no mercy'
28·1 month ago“My god is the god of love and compassion, and if you don’t believe in him, fuck you, I hope he kills you before I do.”
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•'Extraordinarily dark' town swaps out light bulbs to gain dark sky certificationEnglish
7·2 months agoWhen my wife and I went on our honeymoon, we spent a night at sea in what’s supposed to be one of the darkest places in the Carribean on the same night there was a shuttle launch. I was so supremely excited to see the true sky. Literally a once in a lifetime experience.
We got hit with a storm. The launch was scrubbed. We spent the night restricted below deck, trying to navigate hallways that almost felt like you could walk on the walls. It was an amazing trip, but I’m still bummed about that night.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Iran calls for ‘Trump’s blood,’ warning US will ‘bitterly regret’ sinking warshipEnglish
11·2 months agoTransitional housing for abused women and children would be the ultimate slap in the face.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Iran calls for ‘Trump’s blood,’ warning US will ‘bitterly regret’ sinking warshipEnglish
33·2 months agoSadly, I had quite a few friends fall for it when Dubya did this. Surely we’ll take care of them when they come back this time…
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World News@lemmy.world•Israel launches ground invasion of LebanonEnglish
4·2 months agoNot true! The uber rich win…
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Iran calls for ‘Trump’s blood,’ warning US will ‘bitterly regret’ sinking warshipEnglish
154·2 months agoYou can fucking have him… If he’s got any blood left in him and it’s not all just McDonald’s brand cholesterol™, you’re welcome to it.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•RFK Jr. Suggests People Eat Liver if They’re So Broke
3·2 months agoI can recommend a good side and wine pairing…

Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•What’s behind your eye-popping power bill? We broke it down, region by region.
3·3 months agoGotta love a website that covers most of your mobile screen with a privacy notice and makes the deny button unclickable…
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•330 gallons of sulphuric-acid was purchased for Epstein Island on the day the FBI opened investigation
21·3 months agoSee the Edit to my post…
Jeeze…


Not going to matter much because the boomers will all shout “when I was your age, I had five kids and a house on less than minimum wage! You just need to sacrifice a little more!” and then it’ll just get shut down by people who have never experienced poverty, let alone even middle class life.