We’re stealing it, obviously… From Russian shadow fleet tankers, Venezuela, and Iran. Trump hasn’t even been quiet about it, not that he ever is…

His operator just walked away. Even puppeteers have bathroom emergencies.

Then there is no longer a point to staying within the union.

Sad thing is… People are going to believe it.

Someone will say they saw someone doing it or that the people who filmed it after were also the ones responsible. We’ll have a witch hunt over it and people’s lives are going to get ruined. All because donny numbnuts would rather it was a conspiracy against him than face the fact that it was a shitty job likely made worse by whatever they dumped in after to kill the algae.

Or maybe we’ll just go bomb Cuba to distract from it all…

Only reason I know is because I’ve been collecting since I was a kid. I’ve got three loose copies, shame they’re not worth anything… I’d be happy to separate some stupid people from their money.

Going to point out that actual boxed copies of just Super Mario Bros. Is actually on the more rare side, since it was quickly bundled with the NES and the version with Duck Hunt came out pretty quickly.

It may have sold 30 million copies, but a large majority of them are either the Duck Hunt combo or the one with Duck Hunt and World Class Track Meet. Kinda the same way Stadium Events is that much more rare because of the bundled, renamed version.

That being said, people have too much fucking money…

In Connect I’ve got a button for it.

But the markdown is ###### for tiny text

which needs to be on its own line

He will*

*as long as it’s in his favor…

Not sleeping?

Eye strain from constantly checking social media?

Old age?

Coke?

Syphilis?

High blood pressure from a decades long diet of hamberders?

You could always refuse. It just carried enough penalties to ruin your life if you did.

I’m aware, but when have facts ever stopped these people?

We all know how this is gonna go. We’re all aware that corporations are people and that money talks and is therefore speech. Stopping corporations from using their money to influence politics is therefore a first amendment violation…

Wish I was joking, but I guarantee someone will argue this.

Mistakenly illegally deported

Fucking really? Just goes to show how easy it is to change the narrative.

I remember grabbing whole collections of NES games at yard sales for like $10-20. It’s wild how much people would just let stuff go for. And the general consensus was always that they didn’t know what they were worth. Like… You dropped $60 on one of these games, and now I’m buying them off you for $2 a piece? I’m just gonna hand you the money, try not to look excited, and walk away like this was a smooth drug deal…

Because when it gets pointed out for being illegal and evil, Trump can say he never had any knowledge of it. Vance gets thrown under the bus or they’ll find some other patsy to blame for going rogue.

Agreed.

“Not a chance Hormuz opens”

Saved everyone a click

Not going to matter much because the boomers will all shout “when I was your age, I had five kids and a house on less than minimum wage! You just need to sacrifice a little more!” and then it’ll just get shut down by people who have never experienced poverty, let alone even middle class life.

This is what happens in a captured system, the bad guys get to enforce their beliefs absolutely. Objectivity goes out the window.

It never wasn’t.