I appreciate the Harley motorcycle noises spliced into a video of ebikes from a few hundred meters away. Lends to the authenticity.

The corn field, the gas station, the dairy queen. There aren’t enough dickheads in rural areas to keep kids out.

Wrong. It’s a system for killing half the people in the universe to decrease overpopulation

Russia has bread

Give me exit liquidity so I can buy the dip?

Puts wooden teeth in.

Do you take IOUs?

It will either be fusion or nothing.

Doors that go like this | | not like this / \

When you behave the way the people at the Nuremberg trials did, you deserve to be punished in the same way the people who were punished at the Nuremberg trials were.

It’s reality TV for incels. Wow look at that unkempt guy in a filthy apartment who’s good at video games. I’m not quite as bad as he is I guess I’ll watch to make myself feel better about the sad life I live in butthole-town USA.

Didn’t he have a roach electric itself by chewing through a cord and he just fucking left it there for months?

The search function has never been the same since vista. I’m not doing a web search from the search bar. I am specifically searching for files on my computer. F-off. And now I’m constantly asked to save to some cloud I don’t give a shit about.

It’s really good at something. The MBAs just haven’t figured it out yet.

I love notepad for deleting all formatting so word doesn’t take a massive shit when I paste things into it from other documents.

Drink 2 Mountain Dews to unlock more searches.

Kagi isn’t bad at not serving up crap, but it requires a subscription eventually.

Also, the way SEO is gamed, it’s really hard to unenshittify the internet. It’s not just their ads, it’s everyone making fake bullshit that pulls the right levers to get to the top of a search.

Why would I google something when the first answer is an inferior AI to chatgpt. I’ll just use a better AI.

Let’s get back to our controlled opposition roots.

Reinventing the wheel.