The search function has never been the same since vista. I’m not doing a web search from the search bar. I am specifically searching for files on my computer. F-off. And now I’m constantly asked to save to some cloud I don’t give a shit about.

It’s really good at something. The MBAs just haven’t figured it out yet.

I love notepad for deleting all formatting so word doesn’t take a massive shit when I paste things into it from other documents.

Drink 2 Mountain Dews to unlock more searches.

Kagi isn’t bad at not serving up crap, but it requires a subscription eventually.

Also, the way SEO is gamed, it’s really hard to unenshittify the internet. It’s not just their ads, it’s everyone making fake bullshit that pulls the right levers to get to the top of a search.

Why would I google something when the first answer is an inferior AI to chatgpt. I’ll just use a better AI.

Let’s get back to our controlled opposition roots.

Reinventing the wheel.

Trump University.

People are leaking to get Musk kicked out. Imagine how ill-behaved one must be to get kicked out of that room.

We can only hope they all end the same way twice.

Spez isn’t here to ban you for “promoting violence”

He thought he could make more fake deals and get good press, but the nihilist tech bro backed death cult had other ideas.

A sock for every puppet.

He was totally slammed, like the headline said.

More Democrats own passports.

Ass to ass

Some of us are only here to crank hog.

While AI David Bowie sings you rock lullabies.