Maybe the shooter nutted and they’ll be able to find him from the DNA in his cum

Someone said Jacobin is the Happy Meal of socialist publication but I think that’s a slight against happy meals.

I don’t know what to make of these constant “China is ahead in AI” stories. It reads to me like, “China is ahead in orchestral flatulence.” Like, I know rich people want to continue to control the means of farts, but it’s still just farting.

Clinton

Why is there a butthole on Stallman’s nameplate?

Everyone named in this article can please help themselves to a large steaming plate of my shit

Every time Nintendo adds a weird gimmick to a new system, I say, “no one will use that,” and every time, I am wrong.

I will buy a T-shirt for anyone who beats the shit out of a nazi

I think truck driving is probably the next thing. There’s laws (at least in the US) about how long a driver can run without rest, long haul routes are generally not very crowded with traffic nor complicated. If you can get twice as many hours out of a robot than a human, you can recoup the investment pretty quickly. I could see a hub-and-spoke model where robots handle the long spots with humans taking the busier spokes.

Dems have been so effective, I see no possible way this could fail

Grok deez nuts

Finally a killer app for Mac

Shit, there’s a home assistant podcast? I didn’t need to know that

“no money no problems”

Rahm Emmanuel helped cover up the police murder of a 17 year old boy

We need to post harder, not smarter

Trump getting Musk deported would be insanely funny

Oooh! Pick me pick me!

I was on the wait-list so long that I forgot why I was interested. Then I got the invite, downloaded the thing, got prompted to log in and immediately deleted the thing. I still don’t remember why I was interested but I’m definitely not fucking with it now.