Cool! Now let’s do that 2 years ago

I guess “serious injury from stumbling on level ground” isn’t something cats really have to worry about XD

My cat actually does know that! He doesn’t mess with my legs when it’s dark XD

I don’t think my cat knows that he’s faster than me, he is very dumb XD

Nope, I’ve seen elephants and have had no such temptation XD

Maybe some sort of clonal shrub, like an aspen but shorter? XD

Thanks for the correction!

A cancer doesn’t plan

I thought for sure this would be “Bomb Iran” or “BYOB”, but Tom Lehrer is a welcome surprise XD

I seriously doubt my 2001 Corolla has any of these capabilities

more than 300 million Americans

Last I checked, that’s all of 'em

We need a “wildly infuriating” community

Matthew 25:40

What you do to 🇲🇽Jesús, you do to ✝️Jesus

Clanker-wankers don’t have feelings

The ones that are true hurt the most!

I mean, insulting someone on a tour of your plant is pretty unprofessional

I’d even say that it was a bad thing to do, if the insulted tour-goer wasn’t the lowest scum of the earth XD

Customs and Border Protection (CBP) could probably fill in, tho they’re also part of the DHS so under the current admin it wouldn’t be much better

Of course it primarily affects others! There’s a whole lotta others and only one me! That’s why I gotta help!

I’m sure game journalists will still manage to get stuck on the tutorial XD