I read a while back at the other site that we’ve all flocked away from. This person’s first language was clearly not English, though I have no idea what it was.

Anyway, he direct translated what is commonly said in his language and I found it hilarious.

Drum roll please…

“I needed to empty my ass”.

Thanks for the suggestion, but unfortunately that doesn’t seem to work for me.

Here we go again, Reddit habits die hard I guess. Suggesting to someone that their auto-correct is messing up becomes a cause for downvotes.

What if that was on their resume and they didn’t catch it?

You guys have nothing but hate in your hearts.

I really don’t mean to be a grammar Nazi, but the amount of times you misspelled “their” is crazy. Check to make sure your auto-correct is good. There’s no way it should have allowed “thier”.