Grocery store? So are the drug dealers in your area only accepting hotdog buns? Or are they fencing them first?

Eitherway, as long as somebody is eating the stolen food then I like that outcome better than the stores just dumping them in a locked dumpster when the date runs out. That’s what happens to an obscene amount of food anyway.

But I love my self-checkout discounts. It would suck if I had to start paying for everything in my cart again.

Well the specific group of Nazi’s you’re talking about (almost) all dead. Cops are currently alive and are being bastards. Priorities.

Posts on Lemmy are viewable to anyone, same as any other place.

Maybe they’re making a potent cross-species variant by weaponising good ol’ Russian boreal swamp debauchery.

Until you find out that your favourite software has gone obscure and the single uploaded to internet archive is missing a disc.

Lots of c:\program files out there with some cool shit in them.

Unused storage is wasted storage.

ok so next time tell them it starts at 10. then widdle them down to a 9 am compromise.

you cant make a bank vault out of doors.

they’re quick IF we always accept that they really did find out about it at the same time as everyone else.

Neo-Yellow peril gibberish fearmongering.

Ever notice this trend?

• Some company’s server in China = China
• A website in China = China
• A meme on a Chinese social media = China
• Some random person in China = China

IF and “AI” analyses and soley discusses what’s going on on your machine with no outbound channels while recommending when a appointment is in your calendar, how much of a check you should pay, or why your invite to the pool on Sunday interferes with your date night

Do you even adult dude?

Sin Inteligencia

AI = Actually Israelis

hahahahahahaha worked…

Well those fucking empty oil reserves and diesel prices sure as fuck don’t think it worked.

Who would have thought sanctioning and sabotaging a small country’s oil industry into the ground for the better part of a century would mean it’s not very useful when you need it to cover your other oil war.

But I guess it’s not too late to start and loose a war with Mexico over their oil.

Some people will even argue with regular number calculators.

They have the cooler name.

Just like Iran right?

they’re exhausted and they can’t even be bothered to read or help with homework

The only ones winning are the predators

Have you ever thought that maybe these two things are linked somehow?

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yeh, man I mean you… just come over here real quick

ok, so, uh, like you-you wanna buy some torpedos? I got em here, already counted, but I just need the money right now man.