Dealer shouldn’t plan to kill them, just threaten them, then accidentally kill them in a scuffle

They need to accept the rapture has already happened. All the good religious people have already ascended. This is why all of the religious people who are still here suck.

If you don’t have money for either product then you are not their target demographic, and thus, you being inconvenienced or delayed does not concern them in the slightest.

Their goal is to get money from the people who have money. How they affect people with no money is not a factor in their decisions, since no money will be acquired from them regardless.

They’re not calling Israelis, as a group, animals. They’re calling these particular nazi douchebags animals (who happen to be the regime controlling the state of Israel at the moment).

All questions are stupid until they’re not.

Don’t count on getting to choose where they deport you.

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So using adblockers is even better than I realized?

Calling it a regional war proves they’re bought

I must be involved in all donut taste tests going forward. I’ve declared it!

Imagine finding the perfect partner, getting married, moving in together etc.

Now that you’re married and that’s all settled, where do the two of you go for fun? Where do the two of you go to get out of the house?

Go there.

Man that gif is depressing

Capitalism is the sword, religion is the shield. Climate change is the consequence.

It is a factor with some nonzero impact overall, yes. But the average town won’t see any of that. They’re all concentrated at capitol cities and vacation areas. So if some rando guy in rando city is wondering why no women within 5 miles want him, the elite are not on the minds of any of his prospects.

rich billionaires

As opposed to poor billionaires?

Ask her details about the experience you didn’t include in your original telling

Are you my ex?

When we split and then got back together, she retold me all the stories she’d already told me the first time we were together

It’s not illegal to have computers in the same house as teenagers. Many of us grew up in an era where kids needed a computer at home to type out essays (these days they let kids borrow school laptops).

Do you think it’s also a crime to own serrated kitchen knives in the same house as teenagers? Since it’s possible for them to cut people with them?

A 15-year-old is not going to anticipate readers thinking about porn/kink associations with terms that also have innocuous meanings.

Do you have kids? Have you ever tried telling a kid something was important? Did they listen?

It’s a nightmare if you HAVE to go somewhere.

Kids rarely HAVE to go somewhere.