The same as every new service over the past 20 years. Start with free, then when they’re hooked add the advertising, paywalls and ramp up the enshitification to the Max. You need to grab market share with a loss leader, dominate and become the defacto standard before you turn your users into money providers.

Who the hell can say they’ve “contributed to the advancement of humanity”?

Give me a break

Charging them 20x a week sounds ridiculous.

A way of keeping people employed usefully in many highly skilled jobs so you don’t need to give them social security payouts for being jobless. In this way it is a truly excellent idea.

The man should be in jail for child abuse.

China is in a very similar position to where the US was in the 1950s

Ostrich and reindeer are both very good

Beer is just fermented vegetable juice, so counts as part of your 5 a day.

I’d repair the bikes of people with broken bikes who need their bike fixed so they can get on their repaired bikes and cycle off on their bike.

Bike

What’s unlawful? You voted them in. Bearing arms against the government is unlawful. Anyone who thinks they can make a stand and shoot a few people to stand up to the government will find themselves arrested quickly and with all their neighbours supporting their arrest.

There is no amount of force that could reasonably be brought that would topple the government.

So what your saying is we need to give people more weapons to even up the fight.

Not for learning by ear, but Guitar Pro is really good for slowing down and looping. Songsterr is also good.

Especially if its a few years down the line when you’re already a few grand in to their system

No I don’t.

There is a solution

5!?!? Are you trying to get yourself sectioned?

1950 is around the birth of rock and roll, which seems a long tine ago to me. Seems crazy that my kids might see 2100 though

I’ve got a great Plexi sound from my Helix and Les Paul for playing Led Zeppelin numbers.

Yes. Small socks.

Up there with your retirement planning being to win the lottery.