No that’s what comes out of the butt.

OK, sorry, I misread “I couldn’t resist, and they couldn’t watch me all the time” as meaning you were tickling their feet in front of them and they couldn’t bear to watch.

That’s why the military had never allowed long hair or beards.

If you’re talking about what a person would likely understand from those words, then sure, “It’s possible for me to lift 400 pounds if I became a bodybuilder” would probably not confuse anyone. The grammar isn’t quite right, though, because of the way tense /mood is used, and it sounds wrong. I think OP wanted to add the “possibly” because it sounded wrong even if they didn’t know why wrt grammar. If that’s splitting hairs so be it.

Even saying “I could lift 400 pounds if I became a bodybuilder” would be better.

I’m pretty sure you didn’t mean it this way, but was he sitting in a tank that was itself flying in the jet? Because that would be even more awesome.

Also a good evolutionary tool for helping you avoid food poisoning!

Their baldness makes them extra aerodynamic.

Lots of autopsies on female cadavers.

It doesn’t surprise me that you’re getting limited access to your grandkids if you are not respecting their boundaries, that is, their rules. That they are kooky is beside the point.

Simply taking out the possibly to make “It’s possible for me to lift 400 pounds if I became a bodybuilder” does not work. “It’s possible” means right now and does not work with the if part. What’s needed is something like the subjunctive or a tense change.

“It would be possible for me to lift 400 pounds if I became a bodybuilder.”

“It will be possible for me to lift 400 pounds after I became a bodybuilder.”

Here in the northeast united States, I see a lot of little ones on the forest even into early winter.

But, yes we have no bananas…

Tabby. A tab manager, but I mainly use it to search for tabs.

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Brushing your teeth in the shower is like leaving the water running while you brush in the sink, except even worse.

I think technically that counts as gruel. Don’t get me wrong, though, I’m all in favor of gruel, and the kind of thing your doing, but it’s a fun word to use.

I sometimes do something like this too, cooking oatmeal with extra water, some Better then Bouillon, some chopped onion, carrot or whatever vegetables I have handy. Maybe hot sauce or whatever spices I’m feeling. I haven’t done this in a while, thanks for reminding me, we’re getting into good weather for this kind of thing!

If you don’t mind the smell and smoke, you can save money by making candles out of tallow like our ancestors.

She sounds confused about what she feels and wants.

That’s the one aversion I never got over. I’m not unhappy about it either, if there’s to be a thing I can’t ever drink, that seems a pretty good choice.

It’s funny, it seemed like blackberry brandy was a popular choice for getting fucked up underage drinking back in my day. But I don’t think I’ve ever encountered an adult use of it. Never knew anyone to drink it, or ever saw it in a cocktail recipe.