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I learned how to type recently because my wife can do it really fast. So I practiced late nights for months just so I could beat her.

You’re supposed to put ill gotten gains on your 1040 under “other income”

The only president worse than Trump I is Trump II

gestures broadly probably not

It depends on whether the man you murdered in '03 was a doctor

Man I may loathe that corporate bastard Erik Sorensen but at least he’s not this fuckin’ guy

My 6 year old learned in school this year, he had homework about it and everything

I don’t know anything about jamming these but I do know that DeWalt makes a pretty good cordless angle grinder

Gavin Newsom can get fucked, I hate that guy

Modposternism

FBI is too busy partying to make any attempt at their actual jobs

It’ll be a macguffin that makes your life a little more convenient in some ways, but it’ll cost the equivalent of a 1996 Honda Civic to use monthly and you have to smash your hand with a hammer to turn it on

I think they meant ICE as in “internal combustion engine”

I believe the Europeans call it a “carse-hole” it’s this part

I’m glad you asked, here is my proposal.

1. Execute Elon Musk and nationalize his wealth. This puts the fear into the rest of those scumbags, keep them on their toes.
2. Time to raise the graduated tax brackets, something like 90% on income above $5 million. I just made up that number but I’m not a policy analyst, just a humble douchebag.
3. Double the capital gains tax.
4. 15% on unrealized gains above some threshold.
5. Incredibly high tax on properties that are not owner occupied, I have a personal vendetta against landlords so fuck em.

At any rate I’m still being more helpful than your “can’t afford it” rhetoric.

something something tAx MoNeY

Idk maybe tax the fucking billionaires? Maybe instead of useless foreign wars spend it on schools? Tax the NFL? I’m just spit balling.

No friend of mine owns a private jet. Tax them out of existence

Rare Iowa W

How much sugar goes in the concrete again?

It used to be you’d buy a 2x4 and then face it by taking 1/4" off all sides so it would be pretty. Now the lumber yards do that. Don’t get me wrong the lumber industry is fucked and new lumber is inferior to old lumber, but be mad about timber forest management instead of the yard facing your lumber for you.