Bizzle

If you rape kids your life should be destroyed though

1861 it’s sweet except for when it’s not

Yes then I’d take 6 months off, no brainer.

Imagine being so cucked that you give away your already incredibly narrow and ever shrinking powers. What a fucking buffoon.

I wish that were true

Your house isn’t level. Nobody’s is. Get it to look right and that’ll be good enough

Revved up like a deuce, in the middle of the night

Listen I’m not saying it shouldn’t be better. But I’d rather vote for a Musk funded Democrat than a Trumper. I would love to live in a reality where Citizens United never happened and money is banned from politics, but the way it stands I would vote for a literal steaming pile of horse shit if it was running against Trump and I’m not sorry about that.

It’s because of your purity tests that we got Trump in the first place.

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good enough.

Execute the DOGE staffers

I feel like you don’t call the President of the United States a kid fucker to millions of people unless you’re serious. It’s possible but it seems pretty unlikely

We could but I mean he’s already got experience

Keith David’s president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.

Every night, I pray to Jah that I will wake up in a version of 2002 where Al Gore didn’t let Dubya steal the 2000 election.

They do not feel emotions like you and I do. All they know is hate, fear, and all consuming greed.

Can I buy this yet

Lmfao what does he want, “Chode Sweat and Marlboros”?

In a few years you won’t be able to anyway

Please allow me to take an extra strength Vitamin Duh.

DUH!