Bizzle

Seems like a low risk way to make sure

Do it, but freeze a sample just in case. I didn’t think I wanted any more after I had my first two, but now I do want another one and the doctor said a reversal is pretty much paying $8k to flip a coin. If you die with your sample still on ice, who cares? At least you had the option.

I haven’t seen real stars since I went to the boundary waters in 2012. It’s a surreal experience, and one of the things that led to my radicalization.

One of my couches is currently on legs I made from a 2x4 and some lag screws, looks like shit but you usually can’t ever see it so who cares

Didn’t he brag about eating a guy on some podcast or something?

Shocked. Cannot believe it.

If you rape kids your life should be destroyed though

1861 it’s sweet except for when it’s not

Yes then I’d take 6 months off, no brainer.

Imagine being so cucked that you give away your already incredibly narrow and ever shrinking powers. What a fucking buffoon.

I wish that were true

Your house isn’t level. Nobody’s is. Get it to look right and that’ll be good enough

Revved up like a deuce, in the middle of the night

Listen I’m not saying it shouldn’t be better. But I’d rather vote for a Musk funded Democrat than a Trumper. I would love to live in a reality where Citizens United never happened and money is banned from politics, but the way it stands I would vote for a literal steaming pile of horse shit if it was running against Trump and I’m not sorry about that.

It’s because of your purity tests that we got Trump in the first place.

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good enough.

Execute the DOGE staffers

I feel like you don’t call the President of the United States a kid fucker to millions of people unless you’re serious. It’s possible but it seems pretty unlikely

We could but I mean he’s already got experience

Keith David’s president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.