Not the first totalitarian government people have felt like that about…

They develop IC on iPhones?!!

“The whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you keep it a secret!”

This has been bothering me too for some time.

Kill the beast while it’s weak.

MRGA, fuck yeah

Literally siding with Russia against the American people… After all those wars against communism, this is where we wound up.

The official sponsor of this election is Russia.

“Broke Don” is a masterpiece.

It’s been invalid in over a century, and it didn’t exactly recover when Tsar Putin took the throne.

And suddenly here you are standing together in sympathetic unity with The Kremlins. It’s hard making people see propaganda when they have become so desensitized to it

Let’s hope Putin will find some way to finally stop the forces of evil defiling his land after this.

Yeah not an extemely useful propaganda plot device at all then. You’re not with the terrorists, are you? You better stand up and clap your hands and stomp your feet in sympathy.

Poor Russians, always the target of unprovoked attacks. How did the US know beforehand anyway? Super sus!

Oh come on, Russia wouldn’t lie about anything.

Or directly funded through back channels.

Why do it before the countrywide protests? Good thing those are over now under the curfew.

proven

Thank god! Steets are safe again huh? Like those evil election protests, finally a curfew ended all that

I bet this is the first actual terrorist attack on Russia that was not perpetraded by Putin. I mean, even a clock and so on…

I thought Internet was already under control of Moscow, but it’d be wild if it turned out it wasn’t all this time and Putin would never do something like this again, like those other times he did