Looks like the Pixel Tablet has 3 years of OS updates and 5 of security.

https://support.google.com/googlepixeltablet/answer/13555449?hl=en&ref_topic=13075701&sjid=2970932514574952490-NC#zippy=%2Cwhats-the-os-update-policy-for-the-pixel-tablet

So he’s just an asshole for show, got it.

On 13th Gen the Intel ME is disabled and 12th Gen are being updated to disable it as well. The AMD PSP is a different thing since there isn’t coreboot for AMD systems.