I prefer “AI-regurgitated” over “AI-generated”, I think it’s more accurate and fittingly repulsive

oh boy, another article about CEOs saying what “AI” could maybe do in the future. i’ll put this one in the pile with all the others

also from the article:

Even more concerning, attempts to uninstall it often fail due to its deep integration into Samsung’s One UI operating system.

Reports indicate the app reactivates automatically following software updates or factory resets, making it virtually unremovable for average users.

but i do agree that “virtually unremovable” and “unremovable” are two very different things. and im not even sure i would classify this as “virtually unremovable”

it seems like the figure shows the percentage of crimes committed by political party, and isn’t adjusted for the size of the political party. i’d imagine there are quite a few more republicans than libertarians, which might help to explain why the percentage is lower.

The commission pitched the Digital Omnibus as simplifying and streamlining digital regulations to relieve the regulatory burden for digital services and AI systems, with a specific focus on helping small-to medium-sized businesses in Europe; however, the draft proposal goes further than expected.

won’t somebody think of the poor “AI” companies? 😢

antifa also made lots of tiny jackets for the mosquitos so they could survive the cold

This is a trick question. It was Hillary’s fault.

cloud’s gone

at first i thought this was an onion article and stephen got melted by the fire

honestly thought this was an onion article. wtf

if the VPN ban doesn’t work then the only reasonable course of action would be to ban the internet entirely. it’s the only way the children can be truly safe.

the mustache binds them

it’s the opposite of Economy Plus

should just be a matter of saying “AI can’t do this job because it can’t properly do any job”. could even make that your email signature.

i’m going to start saying this at every thanksgiving. if anyone questions me i’ll just say i’m the acting thanksgiving director.

the days of slamming are over. it is time to start blasting.

could pringles be the new face of gaming?

god, what a beautiful language. it brings a tear to my eye

i will never forgive C for making the type syntax be

char* args[]

instead of the much more reasonable

&[char] args 

it also bothers me that char* args[] and char c are “the same type” in the sense that the compiler lets you write

char c, *args[5];

with no problems. i think the C languages would be way easier to learn if they had better type syntax. don’t even get me started on C++ adding support for

auto fn_name() -> ReturnType { … }

i’m partial to “eviscerate”. but i agree, i feel like these headlines are just a more clickbaity way of communicating “X says Y” and typically that’s not super interesting. especially when lots of other people are already saying Y.