I wanted to plant a tree today. Dug a hole. Hit my Internet cable and cut it clean in half. Just my Internet cable though, not the whole neighbourhood. But still… no Internet until at least Tuesday.
I don’t how calling could have saved me from this predicament though. But at least now you know the universe doesn’t hate you, it hates everyone equally.

Yes, at least the coffee-milk-replacements. Because if you do that with hot “milk” and pour some coffee with it, you get a cappuccino. And I think almost any milk replacement can be a coffee-milk-replacement

I’m a Teacher in a private school in the Netherlands. We don’t get those breaks (because private sector), but there also is no class. So this year we’re doing a work week in France with some colleagues at someone’s family summer house. Otherwise, breaks are usually a good time to get some actual work done.