The Atlantic is going to be so embarrassed when they get a copy of the certification that he doesn’t have donkey brains.

"Johnson! Turn in your gun and badge…

for the weekend, because you’ve got an all-expenses-paid trip to sunny Palm Beach Florida! Make sure you don’t beat your wife while you’re on administrative leave or we’ll have to send you on a Mediterranean cruise, buster."

I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too… So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute - that’s pretty powerful.

I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too… So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute - that’s pretty powerful.

I know he kills Orban’s chances just like he killed the pope.

Oh, 100% agree. I meant the Ukrainians.

Vance should suck a couch cushion into his windpipe and let the adults talk.

If he plays his cards right, he might end up winning the WWE Peace Prize.

Oh, for sure. It’d have been useful information to communicate!

But telling kids to wear two condoms is insane even by American South standards.

I didn’t go to a “religious school,” but I did attend public high school in Texas.

Our health teacher was a coach, and he went over sex education. One day he said that condoms don’t eliminate risk from STDs, they just reduce it by about half. Even wearing two condoms doesn’t really eliminate the risk, it just reduces it by another 50%, so you’ve still got a 25% chance of getting something.

I was a pretty naïve kid, but even I knew that was fucking stupid.

My dad became a Christian Nationalist, but he loved Jim Croce when I was growing up.

He really liked the song Which Way Are You Going, but true to the song he’s got “one hand on the Bible, one hand on the gun.” It could have been written about him, but he still thinks he’s the pinnacle of righteousness.

They expect them to leave the State or “detransition.”

Because conservatism is an ideology for weak-minded, self-centered bootlickers who hate when people use their freedom in ways which they disapprove.

“One thing I know is the conservative movement has always been steeped in respect for other people, respect for religious liberty, respect for economic liberty,” Donalds told reporters during a campaign stop in Miami this week.

Oh, so we’re just straight up lying now?

Isn’t it just so weird that another TPUSA group chat was full of Nazis?

Gonzalez described Agartha to the group chat as, “Nazi heaven sort of,” and Valdes explained it, “esoteric nazism essentially.”

“This is not something you would know about unless you had spent a considerable amount of time in white supremacist circles,” said Heidi Beirich, who researches extremism and co-founded the Global Project Against Hate and Extremism.

“It was something Himmler was obsessed about and it’s basically a mythical white homeland in the center of the Earth. If you’re using the term Agartha, you have spent some time reading about white supremacy and Nazis, there’s just no way around it,” she said. “You’re embedded in the culture.”

“Pro-life” has never been about protecting life. It was always a means to control women.

Yeah, I need to listen to most recent one; I’m curious how Jones is dealing with the attack on Iran.

The podcast is very good, I highly recommend picking out a few episodes that look interesting and diving in.

It’s quite remarkable how he launders dumbass galaxy-brain conspiracy theories to his audience and drives the conversation towards PR for billionaires.

Mark Andreson led him around like a bull with a ring through his nose; the guy is one of the most useful idiots in history.

Edit: For people who didn’t read the article, I’m talking about the author’s podcast, The Know Rogan Experience.

1. Suck up to Donald Trump

That’s it. That’s the list. I guess hypothetically he’d need to be confirmed by the Senate, but what are they gonna do? Not rubber-stamp an appointment?

It would be so funny if he was doing one of his bullshit press conferences where he gets pathetic sycophants to bow and scrape before the king, when they gradually realize that he’s been sitting there dead for about ten minutes while they pretended like nothing was wrong for fear of making him look weak.