The time was ten years ago. We’re boned.

What if, instead of leading humanity in a fight for survival against a diverse mix of alien races with complex social structures, he fought some apes on an otherwise uninhabited planet?

Give this man a lead writing credit.

accidentally

Right.

“What were you doing?”

Not working.

This is what would freak me out about work-from-home. If you can do your job from your living room, someone can probably also do it from China (and for a lot less money).

I like Cinnamon.

Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

Classic Richard

These just seem to delay the inevitable for me, with wicked cramping in the meantime.

And all the “Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post” comments just to rub it in.

Why?

How was your day, dear?

It was… Lovely, actually.

A tripwire that sets off a bunch of confetti when they find your corpse.

Plex server go brrrrr

Does that mean that every application will need to be updated to work with Wayland?

We’re big enough that troll farms think we’re relevant! We did it, Lemmy!

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This was the most respectful internet debate I’ve ever seen.

No, he’s rich.

It was a joke. Are you okay?