Spoiler alert, everything that comes out of your mouth is the stupidest. And I would love it if someone would clap you upside your head.

That’s why I never eat toast in Alabama.

The problem with the GOP right now is they keep adding “demons” to the mix. Too many “demons” confuse people. We got; woke, libtards, democrats, trans, furries, illegal immigrants, and on & on. In the past they picked one “demon” and pounded that group to death. Abortion or “the gays” are examples. The GOP will always fine a group to become the latest “demon” to fight (LOL). Too many choices confuses people and humans will just give up when overwhelmed with decision fatigue.

New headline: “Alabama man jailed for abusing his toaster” /s

When hardware has the rights of Humans, it’s time to burn society down. We are in the stupidest, worst written sci-fi B-movie.

This is a horrific story. We need stronger laws surrounding rape. I guarantee you, that if republican men were being raped, we would have death penalty laws against rape.

At this point in time, most of the World would prefer that.

He could always open a golf course on the bright side of the Moon and leave us all the fuck alone… just a thought.

$90 is basically 1 cent in healthcare money, or more like 1 ruble. Where’s that $2 gas you promised you lying pedo!

“I’m here to give you a hand.”

Maybe the guard just has a very bushy beard & hairstyle.

We do need mental institutions, a lot of them, so we have a place to house the GOP. And they should be run by trans furries, just to drive those conservatives crazy.

Micro$oft will be the next Google advertising company, with a browser & software as it’s side hustle. Advertising is a cancer.

If it’s so “smart” why did it shut down?? “Dumb” fridges only do one thing, cool food. Make the world dumb again.

“who ya gonna call…” Thanks, now that’s trapped in my head, and with 16 twinkies in my mouth, well… nevermind. O_o

Alien souls.

Not sure if this might be a helpful tool. https://loophabits.org/

Wait… they have cream in them?

To… how many Hostess Twinkies I can shove in my mouth. 16. Final answer. Don’t watch me while I do it, mkay?

Zuckerberg Surveillance Pervert Glasses.

Since the orange cancer was elected “our country was has becomeing dirtier and poorer”.