Elon “could” grow a nipple on his forehead.

pssh I wish I could use my own hardware. even if you get a great machine at first they never upgrade. do it like phones where you get an allowance if you use your own for work. I’d dual boot and always have top of the line

Dunder Mifflin puts love in their paper.

there should be a limit and be managed like there are for the trout at the same park

you’ll watch em someday, probably drunk and sad, but you’ll be happy you have them.

don’t stop the CJ!

haven’t carried a wallet in more than a year. phone only. its quite nice.

Is this the JD Vance school of caring?

Yale makes a nicer keypad deadboot

I think they are different levels of bad. To paraphrase the old adage, If sales takes over your company, be wary. If accountants take over, start looking for a new job. If lawyers take over quit.

Better them than accountants and lawyers.

It can’t remix either so that’s not an issue

You can make a business as soon as you’re done listening to them all.

I think you’re allowed to listen to every song on the open internet too.

yeah its overkill. any kind of timeline software would work.

So many straws!

I assume you mean while on a plane and not onto a plane. Also assuming you mean while on a public plane. Pretty sure masturbating while in public might be a bit illegal at least for dudes, and for anyone whipping it out to get off wouldn’t the exposing ones genitals in public just top it off?

Nah, some people need the money. It just happens to mainly come from jobs.

But really…. Do you, or annyone else, really want to be doing it? If you had the resources not to be and could do anything else like travel, spending time with loved ones, or even just sitting in your own filth, would you choose to do it?

I see you just trashing all kinds of tasty food here and then I realized who you are. lol. Makes sense now. Hope your doing better.