Vlaxtocia [she/her]

No, if you die in the Matrix you die in real life

Am I here late? This post just has a . In it and nothing else

It’s a shower, but just for your ass

Oh I didn’t know that, that’s super interesting! Thanks!

0, don’t come to my house, these sweets are for me

Same in the UK, lived in the Midlands and the people in the next village over we’re “fennies” (because they lived in the fens). Cue jokes about webbed feet and incest

I dunno about nutritious, but I sometimes like baking oat cookies and having them for breakfast, super easy to eat and honestly probably as bad for me as regular cereal. Do want to try and make them “healthy” though

A machine that perfectly dispenses things: The perfect amount of cereal + milk in a bowl The perfect about of squash and water The perfect amount of soap/shampoo The perfect amount of moisturizer

I thought they kept the originals and returned the copies? Plus even if they were copies, the chances that those copies were the only remaining one when it burnt down is pretty high

Survey isn’t very mobile friendly, couldn’t fill out the user experience questions so I gave up

Tbh yeah, as long as the ads weren’t malicious or intrusive I’d happily have ads if it supported the instance

What if the ads are optional, they’re turned off by default, but if you can’t afford to donate but still want to support you can turn them on for yourself?

This post is a lot better than the title initially lead me to believe

A piece of paper with dates and lottery numbers

You know what, yes I’m on board with this, let’s have a minister for everyone!

Morthan A’Hanful

We’re not the hardware, we’re the software running on it

Mashed keyboard for character name while playing oblivion, liked result

Although ww1 would have looked very different if the UK had America’s resources from day 1