Good luck with sponsored relocation.

Unless you have some serious credentials or history with the company - they’re not going to shell out money for your move. You’re disposable.

Centralists are just embarrassed conservatives.

Yep. It’s like if it doesn’t affect western countries, the genocides aren’t really brought up.

Every other day, there’s a new food scare.

Check this guy’s fridge.

This is like child logic. Are you under 18? Because thatll explain it.

Well that’s stupid. Everyone knows if work with Trump, do it as cheap and loose as possible with no warranty.

They said it’s not a war to avoid paying dead soldier’s families

Holy fuck this is the stupidest take I ever heard. Congrats!

Edit because it’s stupid: universal basic income isnt a onetime bribe.

No culture war for me. Only class war.

Billionaires need to pay taxes.

I agree. It’s not a reading comprehension.

A lot of times, these propositions come off intentionally confusing. Like using double negatives or double speak.

There was a proposition passed by Republicans that was saying to prohibit state officials from prohibiting or limiting religious services. So a YES vote was to vote that they stop it from being banned. And a NO vote was to keep it.

I have to spend an hour or two to vote because of shit like that.

It’s a really stupid idea to upset the military while they’re on active duty. Well, America might get their first military uprising.

My job sends AI slop like this every morning.

Like a AI art thing with our logo, followed by dumb shit like “Labor day fun!” Or “school is in session!”

Habitual line stepper.

You deal with these people with a firm punch to the god damn nose.

Why is he afraid? Why are these assholes who have no problem sending millions of young people to their death always afraid of the consequences?

MaliciousCompliance

Fox News seems real focused on talking about kid dicks and vaginas.

Hey some people are into that!

I actually really like that line. I remember watching the latest Star Wars trilogy and just nitpicking. I’m not a super fan, I don’t even own anything Star Wars. But, the movies kept pulling out stupid takes that my suspension of disbelief was gone and I kept focusing on hyper details.

I also like that Harrison Ford calls everyone kid.

I wonder if Buddhist monks from thailand look at Buddhist monks from India like that Futurama Fry squint meme?