Poor guy. I sure hope his guilt doesn’t keep him up at night, eventually leading to horrendous medical complications. It would be a real shame. Real shame…

That’s the Trump healthcare plan! Have you seen the economy?!?

• Pam Bondi

When I got here, his comment was in the negatives.

A lot of folks won’t get it, but you got 1 vote from me my friend.

The capability had always been there but most people who reach that office understand who they’re there to serve: the people, not themselves. There’s also a fairly obvious conflict of interest along with it not being a particularly principled thing to do.

All of these things the orange moron lacks.

No no! Let’s shove a preselected candidate down everyone’s throat and hope they hold their noses. That’ll be good enough! Best out of 3!

So he got another decoration?

Do you have the proper incantations and some candles as well? Don’t go into it unprepared.

But that’s just the thing, this is the gutteral reaction to a well run presidency by a black man. Add to it the left swallowing the bait, hook, line, and sinker on the culture war (sorry folks, trans rights, while needed, do not make a platform) and corporate Democrats rolling over for money harder than Evel Knievel at Cedars Palace, and you have our present situation.

She’s lying in this picture. You know how I know? Her mouth is open.

Aught to make for a fun April fools day.

Humanity’s greatest fault it’s it’s lack of responsibility. Most of our issues trace back to that.

You won’t get justice. You’ll get “justice.”

Oh, you guys have noticed too?

Now we just need to invent the Wall-E bot… We’re getting so close!

I will miss you, buddy

Call his bluff

10 years?

10 months!

I still have my Blu-ray burner and a bunch of blank blue rays. When does the digital orgy start?

Cremation is a new feature. It’ll be an extra $2500 and comes with a decision engine on whether you should live or die (door unlocking). Tesla knows, trust Elon.