Never forget that in 1939 the second biggest Nazi party in the world was in America. Massive rally at Madison Square Garden, etc.

The official line was that John Wayne didn’t get sent to Europe to fight because he was more valuable to the war effort boosting morale in the home front. The secret reason was that they weren’t quite sure which direction he’d be shooting.

Get the fuck out! I am not making you a cottage cheese pastrami sandwich on banana bread! That would severely damage my reputation.

Did you know there’s a direct correlation between the rise of violent crime and the decline of spirograph use? Think about it.

They’re extremely leftist, outspoken, and they have to cross the border to come here.

Bad Religion and Dropkick Murphys are touring this summer. Propagandhi was going to but dropped out for obvious reasons.

Panic/ thought spirals are not that rare, in my experience. If this person is already this nervous about it, it makes spiraling that much more likely.

Dammit, not like that!

I dunno. My favorite punk band just canceled their American tour…

Yes. This is actually a fairly big step. All of the previous attempts to ban the AfD have been thrown out because of the lack of a ruling like this.

Rice and Sriracha for dinner again!

My old roommate waited 3 weeks to get a drivers license, and they spelled his name wrong on it.

Farve didn’t even know what dime defense was!

Runter, hoffentlich.

Wasn’t he a judge for barely a year before getting appointed? Then for three decades he just agreed with whatever evil shit Scalia said. He really might not know how to be a judge.

Hell, even Godwin came out and said “Oh yeah, these guys are totally acting like Nazis. Go ahead and compare them.”

Mine autocorrects “the” to “ther” sometimes. Not even a damn word.

Maaaaybe an Alfa, but I’m not buying a damn Fiat.

Beer is arguably the foundation of human society. Grain (and the harvesting of it) is a building block of civilization, and beer is inextricably linked to that.

Fuckin hell. I don’t believe in Jesus, but I still somehow think that Trump is the antichrist.

Nobody should be surprised. The Nazi’s ideas of eugenics were born in America. In 1939 the second-largest Nazi party was in America. A lot of Americans at the time thought we should be fighting for the other side.