It sure was. The CIA’s “Project Oracle” was the company’s very first client.

“I’m DM’ing you a few thousand dollars.”

«photo of a pig pooping on its testicles»

Sure thing, let me DM you.

I’m deadly serious. Five hundred bucks, hop on a plane from LAX to Guangzhou, then grab a cheap connection to Xinjiang. There’s some great food in Hami. Try the snow melon.

I’d suggest hopping on a plane to go check out Gaza, but the occupiers destroyed all the airports.

Is it also a bit when you say the Uyghur genocide doesn’t exist?

No, because it doesn’t. You can literally hop on a plane and go there, right now, and see with your own eyes that Uyghur culture is alive and thriving.

Genocide in Gaza, on the other hand, is quite real. You can try to hop on a boat to go see it, but the perpetrators will kidnap you before you get there.

It’s a bit. Like, “You can’t fight in here, this is the War Room!”

cops aren’t going to help you, and probably don’t know how to solve even simple crimes like petty theft. It gains them nothing to help you, and that’s not what they’re being paid to do.

It’s much more difficult to “catch a murderer” when there’s an expectation of real evidence.

GIS has been the golden goose of government jobs for decades now. If you can snag a position doing that, you’re set for life.

The administration is citing the oft-ignored statute of: “The President can do whatever he wants, lol, lmao even.”

There’s this clause about the Senate Pastafarian saying the President doing things is uncouth, but I think that only applies to liberals.

Watch out for those radicals over on the Hexbear instance. They’ll getcha!

No, sorry. He got his livussy ate by a birb.

I’ve been binging Hades 2 this week, so: Dionysus. Have you seen that package?!

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net Need a member of the birb council to check in here to see if this is legit.

I hope you’re prepared for a lot of “abstain” votes.

Self-removed comment given that the comment from DemocratPostingSucks@lemm.ee was moderated out.

You’d think every libertarian weirdo out there would be 101% on board with Hamas. Their existence is the end product of what happens when the government takes all peaceful options off the table: you must be prepared to do violence, because there is no other choice but death.

“What did you do this weekend?”

“I went to the second, secret Burning Man where they immolate an actual man.”

No ads or subscriptions, no endless DLC.

Unfortunately, if you’re looking for a free download, the game you’re describing doesn’t exist.

The closest I can think of is Postknight 2. There’s unobtrusive (optional) ads, and the full game is playable—start to finish—without spending any money.

It’s very cute, and you can get pets… but it’ll take some dedicated playtime to unlock them for free.