This is FlakesBongler stolen valor. You send that post right back, or so help me!

You were thinking of Colin Jost. Akinator knows.

Posted from your iPhone. Heh! Gotcha.

It sure was. The CIA’s “Project Oracle” was the company’s very first client.

“I’m DM’ing you a few thousand dollars.”

«photo of a pig pooping on its testicles»

Sure thing, let me DM you.

I’m deadly serious. Five hundred bucks, hop on a plane from LAX to Guangzhou, then grab a cheap connection to Xinjiang. There’s some great food in Hami. Try the snow melon.

I’d suggest hopping on a plane to go check out Gaza, but the occupiers destroyed all the airports.

Is it also a bit when you say the Uyghur genocide doesn’t exist?

No, because it doesn’t. You can literally hop on a plane and go there, right now, and see with your own eyes that Uyghur culture is alive and thriving.

Genocide in Gaza, on the other hand, is quite real. You can try to hop on a boat to go see it, but the perpetrators will kidnap you before you get there.

It’s a bit. Like, “You can’t fight in here, this is the War Room!”

cops aren’t going to help you, and probably don’t know how to solve even simple crimes like petty theft. It gains them nothing to help you, and that’s not what they’re being paid to do.

It’s much more difficult to “catch a murderer” when there’s an expectation of real evidence.

GIS has been the golden goose of government jobs for decades now. If you can snag a position doing that, you’re set for life.

The administration is citing the oft-ignored statute of: “The President can do whatever he wants, lol, lmao even.”

There’s this clause about the Senate Pastafarian saying the President doing things is uncouth, but I think that only applies to liberals.

Watch out for those radicals over on the Hexbear instance. They’ll getcha!

No, sorry. He got his livussy ate by a birb.

I’ve been binging Hades 2 this week, so: Dionysus. Have you seen that package?!

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net Need a member of the birb council to check in here to see if this is legit.

I hope you’re prepared for a lot of “abstain” votes.

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