Che Banana

Still waiting to see the one Dem senator hold up all the legislation like the GOP somehow magically do when they are in the minority.

Fun fact: neither candidate had access to world ending munitions.

The Party of Complicity

Dems are the party of complicity.

The tea party though gave validation to the conspiracy theorists and unmasked the supremists.

I thought the same when the nut jobs of the Tea Party started tearing the Rs apart…guess what happened?

The most raped dolphin wins?

My kitchen must have is an analog clock.

Years of training and using it daily, never wore a watch and don’t give a shit what time it is when I am out of the kitchen.

The launch was delayed, however, by a faulty switch…

A Griffin, the Turducken of the Middle Ages

Yeah whatever.

Bottom line it’s the Machismo mentally. As long as you project you’re a strongman, you will get the Machismo vote Every. Single. Time.

Ken Paxton, the OG Piss Baby, needs to shut the fuck up.

Cool. Now do Hawaii

Yes, for spaghetti.

And yes it’s for people who know they are ‘making a funny’, it doesn’t bother me for kids or others.

Pah-sketti

You’re 65 Brad, use big boy words.

Always has been

FOSS

Spottube (runs off Spotify) Innertune (runs off YT music)

I was running Spottube but it kept crashing, so I switched to innertune closes if you add too many songs in a row, but that’s the only issue so far.

Spottube has all the features, including the new music station.

This advice can’t be overlooked. When I was in HS I was out sick for the week we practiced the number row and man, many, many years later I still can’t blind type numbers (but can on a 10key).

Toilet paper: under or over.

People just talk shit.

Yeah also found out during a follow up exam that cigarettes cause an increase in stomach acid.

High stress job led to alcohol, smoking, high risk lifestyle almost ended me at 27 with a bleeding ulcer. In bed for a day or so before my then girlfriend found me and called the hospital. ER, blood transfusion, 2wk stay, 2wk recoup at home with daily iron injection, prescription meds for a month to keep the acid low.

Special diet for a month (no processed food, no caffeine, no nicotine, no pepper, no hard foods-spft, mushy, etc.

Got my shit together, woke up. No more smoking, alcohol (eventually) in moderation, healthier coping mechanisms- at one point when the stress ramped up in the job (still in the same career field) I was training/running triathlons. Married that then girlfriend, 25+ years on, 2 grown ass kids.

27 club is no joke…just happy I wasn’t a celebrity.