Yup, it’s bullshit. Here’s Daniel Ek’s response

We have the ättestupa in Sweden - the idea that we pushed the elderly off a cliff when they got old.

Not a don’t know how to exit vim joke? Refreshing!

Is all of internet going to turn into a 24th glyph thing?

I drove to the Swedish province Värmland (known for fostering quite a few rally drivers). During the drive to get there, I could see how the ETA ticked down a few minutes every hour. While driving in Värmland, it was the opposite. The ETA ticked up, even while speeding a little.

That is wildly different depending on location and number of guests

You could fill the report with loads of sensitive personal information and then report them…

That would be a cool username