And it’s fucking exhausting

I’m not shitting in Pinocchio

I’d love this if winter wasn’t a thing 😭

I might be wrong but I’m like 80% sure historically people have been killed for farting at inopportune moments

Idk if I’d say it doesn’t matter as blowing the butt trumpet has been an embarrassing thing for millennia but I get from an engineering standpoint it’s negligible

Ironically I passed over an image of a 1911 because I figured the glock would be more recognized in this day and age

I’ve felt this way recently regarding the influx of censored posts/memes.

I’ve been here for 3 years now and I’ve seen more self censored shit in the past couple months than I’ve ever seen here before.

I’ve more than once wondered if these posts weren’t getting made by bots and wondered if the people defending self censorship aren’t also bots

See this is one of my favorite aspects of Greek mythology. The fact that gods are openly seen as being flawed by the same things that corrupt humans.

Zeus was a jealous horny corrupt prick. Because that’s how most kings were.

Poseidon was fickle and quick to anger. Because that’s how the seas were.

Hades was dark and cold and terrifying. Because that’s what death was (yes I know thanatos is the true god of death but more so the lighter side of it)

Each god has the flaws of the very part of nature they claim to rule over and I think that’s neat cause most religions try to make their gods seem perfect whereas Greek mythology puts all those flaws on display

They make games where you have to spell words quickly or you lose and that’s how I learned as a kid.

Like one where you’re in a spaceship and have to shoot lasers at asteroids that are coming at your ship. You have to spell the word that’s written on the asteroid to hit it with a laser.

Idk if any of them are free but they’re basically simple coded flash games so I’m sure you could find one on the internet pretty easily

If you got shrunk to that size you’d immediately suffocate as your diaphragm would no longer be strong enough to pull enough air into your lungs.

Yes I’m fun at parties.

Iirc is defined by size.

If the biggest religions were only believed by a few hundred/thousand people they’d be treated like nothing more than the cults they are.

I try to post more but I’m not imaginative enough to come up with ideas that often

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Idk why this is so downvoted when it’s demonstrably accurate.

I learned how to read a clock in grade school but analog clocks were phased out for digital clocks by the time I reached middle school and weren’t in my high school at all.

My daughter is now going to the same grade school I went to and all the analog clocks have been swapped out for digital.

I personally taught my daughter how to read an analog clock before she even started school but I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t teach her in school since it’s not necessary anymore

I’ll never understand how being doxxed became a thing when 20 years ago people would regularly have access to books that held the name, phone number, and address of damn near every person in their area.

Except I stated that I know other black characters exist that don’t have lightning powers. I know not all black superheroes have lightning powers but there’s enough of them that I’ve noticed it’s a trope.