I just saw an email about a job opening with them, couldn’t figure out if it was within PwC or for PwC as a recruit. Either way, I kind of decided against it after reading about some of their legal issues from Wikipedia.

Personally I feel it is a pretty jerk move to expect me to make all the changes necessary to sync up. I slow down a bit, she can speed up a bit. That way we match

Why not just speed up and match my pace? /s

But really though I have a fast pace, my normal walking speed is like 3+ mph, I do slow down. But even slowing down I walk a bit faster than her.

See, when my wife starts to walk too slow I usually just grumble a bunch, then take everything she had with her, grab her hand, then tow her along.

That way she gets some help going faster, I know when I’m going too fast and can slow down, so when we finally get to the mountain top it’s easier to throw her off instead of having to chase her while she runs away screaming for help…

Special military operation… Like 5 years of it

Run radiant pipes through the rivers, then recirculate your repurposed water. Less waste and probably some pretty good cooling

All animals are equal, some are more equal

I just had a thought about how funny it would be for the next president to report Trump and fam for sedition

This is .ml comrade

I can convince my wife to blow me once every 4 to 5 times we have sex. We have sex probably every week and some change on average. So once a month, with a 2 dry months a year

How can I compete, it isn’t like I can just look at your code and copy it into something better

A few months ago (maybe a year) I found myself in a situation where I had to uninstall and re-install the native Calculator to Windows because of some error. How in the hell did they mess up a calculator? Well the same way they probably messed up the closest thing we have to pencil and paper on Windows.

Sometimes I like to remember when Nitro was like 5 bucks and gave a bunch of stuff, and now it is 10 bucks gives less AND they still try to sell me fucking cosmetics…

I dropped my Nitro when they announced a possible buyout/IPO

Ah, I could see that being confusing.

I will say compared to discord the voice channels sound rough and I’m not sure I remember that many options to customize the experience

They have voice chat channels in Stoat, or are you wanting p2p calls?

Time for me to review Revolt Chat again to see what has updated.

Wow, apparently they change their name entirely. I am way behind

Cost of Filming = 1 million dollars

Expected Gross Income = 10 bucks

Royalty Royalties = 25 million dollars

“We hid this so well” snicker snicker

• Amazon Execs

Our view-point is so far off nobody we found under the age of 70 can relate to it, so we just made up a person! Now that thing has to do everything and anything we ask! They have no rights, only do what we say, and if they ever try to rebel we can just kill it off. Just like a slav… nevermind.

wait, you finish your lasagna with just plain pasta? You don’t cover it with more sauce and cheese?

I have always wondered how bad sanctions against us (US) would be if we didn’t specifically position ourselves right into the middle of being able to just say no to all of it.