I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.

This is my favorite emoji 🖕🏻

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I was gonna hang one off my rearview mirror.

Obviously not, I said they work.

My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.

That’s not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.

Oops! Dyslexia lol. My bad.

SPIC lmao. They might want to rethink that acronym.

Being able to block what you want is great, having other people decide what to block for you is not.

Shame you didn’t learn some basic life skills along with your vaunted education.

I haven’t seen Maddox in years! That was a memory trip.

Yeah, more authoritarianism. That has historically solved all the worlds problems.

Heyyyayay! Come out and play!

Excuse the fuck out of me for not having a whole separate room for that.

You have a hallway? Fuck you!

What if you aint got a “mudroom?” Whatever that even is… Check your privilege.

They’ll have a hell of a time with that. My roku TCL’s don’t even know the internet exists over here.

I’ve read some of your posts, and you seem a hell of a lot more murderous and psychotic than anyone I’ve ever met in the south.

What if they decide you’re a terrorist? Governments should not have this power period. Anybody can become an “enemy of the state” at any time.