when you say “every single iteration”, does that include stuff like lineageos? Because that’s what i’ve been using for ages and i still struggle to believe how non-shitty it is.

ironically google’s pixel lineup is one of the best options available, i’ve been using that for many years now and it’s so fucking easy to install lineage on them.

seriously, lineageos after having dived into every setting is by far the best mobile experience these days, i’m almost never even slightly annoyed by it.

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and then there’s finland, where the world was born from a massive egg or some shit, there’s a lady sitting naked in the ocean, and the main dude is an old weirdo who seems to have severe ADHD (basically a non-edgy version of odin, it’s great)

the only way to stop that vector is to never post pictures that show outside where you are

i am so fucking thankful that i have never used email for any kind of work

are you taking the piss or do you actually think that’s a good answer?

i mean, i would absolutely get rid of the need to poo if i could. A significant amount of the mass in poo is just red blood cells, which you could surely engineer the body to just recycle. It seems to me that poo is almost entirely a symptom of unintelligent design.

Pee is a different matter because there are things we simply have to get rid of, and flushing them out with a bunch of water is a sensible way of doing that. Just tweak things so it doesn’t need to be so very dilute, and you have the ideal waste disposal method.

we can create it, i propose “to cun”, because that will be funny.

I’m so confused as to why this is even a textbook at all, do you actually have classes where kids are told how to behave??
I’m sure the translation doesn’t help, but like… This reads like storybook for little kids that suddenly starts talking about date rape, what the fuck?

you should visit a mechanic

not really, maybe if you do multiple days in a row with 5 sessions each

Hm, when i get tired like that i don’t really get loopy, i get giggly when REALLY zonked out but otherwise my brain just feels full of molasses, it’s hard to think but the same thoughts come out.

just use less of both?

but also the seasoning really isn’t that difficult to reapply, wipe some oil onto it with a bit of paper and put it in the oven for like an hour or whatever it is.

An aged seasoning is great but AFAIK they work perfectly fine with a basic seasoning, and frankly given the state most pans are in i don’t think people would even notice a difference between their current pan an an unseasoned carbon steel one…

how do you even put a date on fruits and veggies

amusingly some meat, i think it’s mostly cuts of beef, will have a best after date because it needs time for tissues to break down slightly and whatnot so it’s maximally enjoyable.

3 year aged cheese, expires in 1 year

A lot of packaging here has the text “Best before, often good after:”, and for extra credit they might add “Use your senses: Look, smell, taste, before throwing away.”