If you’d actually bothered to read any of the words, you’d have realized that this was done tongue-in-cheek.
You think he was awake for that part?
He died because his job got outsourced to the Philippines and he couldn’t afford medical care when he got sick.
Are you a ballerina?
I knew a guy who put it on sandwiches with peanut butter
TikTok is just an endless stream of ads
He, however, is not afraid.
He may also want to be armed, though, just in case.
Worst iCarly spinoff ever
Well now you’re just making a mess. Just drop him in one of the tanks to something.
Sounds like you need a touch-typing tutorial.
The best way to break a habit is repetition over time.
Since when have they listened to courts?
I seem to recall paying a fee. Looking it up online on the website, it would cost $80 today in the county where we got the license.
What town is this where everybody gets free Tuesday morning weddings?
Not that I need another one, it just seems to be happening a lot in here
Oh, so a dozen states and a nation
Oh, it’s Not the Onion.
How do I crosspost
That seems haphazard - won’t sticky notes be liable to fall off in the mailbag?