Well, at least I’ve got that, I guess

How much do I have to make before my tax bill goes down?

Small Balls

Adjusting for inflation, that same ID should theoretically cost only $10 now.

It honestly is funny, but it’s just even more pathetic how the CHUDs couldn’t handle it.

It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

Apps are rarely native these days. Everything is a fucking webview.

Why are you hitting me?

Aliens are already supposed to have rights in the US: https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/artI-S8-C18-8-7-2/ALDE_00001262/

I was referring to your final sentence, which has no such qualifier.

That could only work against bullies seeking weak targets.

It does not end the conflict.

Do all human laws explicitly state humans only? Species by name, perhaps? Or more commonly the general term person?

Would an extraterrestrial visitor have the same rights as any other alien? (Ignoring the current fascistic trends for a moment)

Revenge is highly illogical.

Death of the enslaver, not just any ol’ one

Clearly, Hamas ran in and tied their hands after they were executed defended against by the brave, brave executioners troops

“Fuck you, got mine.”

The same ones the Nazis used.

No, they’ll say it’s Hamas’s fault somehow.

It’s both.