Well, first off, use a laser printer

He’s not smart or emotionally mature enough. He literally brags about not growing up past age six.

How are the illuminated clocks able to comprehend your presentation?

Why precious metals and not foreign investments?

Definitely money laundering.

Ironically, many “normal” business practices truly are sinister.

I hope Kegsbreath calls another bitching session to piss them off real good right before they get the order to invade an EU territory

Yeah, but he gets to hurt more people in the meantime.

Please do not eat aluminum shavings.

Hey, you said you hoped you’d run into me.

Nope, I tagged you: https://piefed.social/comment/9519027

Hey buddy how’s your chili doing

¿Que?

Not apples and oranges.

If they’re so different, they’re not quite analogous.

Great! Start with this, and slowly escalate every week or two until they stop perstering you.

Yes, and my point is that the vast majority of those are so cheap and shitty that they can’t even accomplish that.

Those are 99% trash

Actually, it’s the other way around.

Do it