Imagine having your military undermined by a washed up football coach. I have to hope that this sentient pile of damp laundry gets what’s coming to him eventually.

Li’l Proper Configuration

Without any sort of space suit, either. Just a frozen corpse with a little yellow Kodiak camera floating around in a barrel.

You’d need a lot of botox, given that he is a penis wrinkle.

Man’s out here snoring in hash values.

According to certain Christian sects, if you don’t believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you’ll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.

I hope she continues to fuck around. I don’t think she’s had nearly enough “find out” yet.