When one hits your eye, that’s amore

My neck is freakishly large

Rapid Dragon, the king of “bombing dudes in caves” era tactics. There’s a reason that real bombers aren’t just cargo aircraft.

Going after Senator Kelly? That will really mess with the mutant rights agenda

Jaffa kree

The only commutation she deserves is carbon brushes in the face

Delves? They’re called Drukhari now.

You mean the labs funded by Research, Development, Test, and Evaluation money? That just got raided to pay the troops?

Repeatedly messing with some starship captain, then going back in time to start an internet cult that believes the most ludicrous shit possible. All to prove to that one captain that humanity is not worthy

Congratulations China, you managed to do it without hitting your own ship this time

To troll, mostly. Like that one guy who used made up pronouns to act out the “I identify as an attack helicopter” meme

That 747 is getting amazing ROI

Who waaaants to liiiiive forevaaaaaa?
Who daaares to looove forevaaaaaa?

Assault with a deadly camera! Proud Boys clearly identify themselves as cops, no badges is just protection against doxxing

Also known for being the largest popup ads in the world

Good thing that airport controllers are understaffed,l and working for free right now

Fear mongering about Russian wonder waffles? So far they do more damage to Russia than anyone else

“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”

Thanks, I almost forgot that one of the most powerful nazis alive is named Vought