At least they are still calling it Twitter

already happened

as long as the AI will give me sweets when I visit, I’m okay with it

Hey, no eating cute rats

You know that blocking threads account-wide on Mastodon 2 clicks and a confirmation?

upside: maybe fashism will kill us all before climate does? yay?

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I love their shitposting domains.

At least they aparently got rid of their, err,… “”“questionable”“” domains

I mean, if they didn’t do that, everyone would sink their boats to get a free disney cruise!

Bicycles

iirc it’s what they did in central park. Don’t create paths and later pave the desire paths that show up

In much the same way that bricks don’t

Get ready for the pronhibition

And all of you who didn’t vote, you voted for it too.

that’s a sad thing that a lot of those people don’t want to accept. If you didn’t vote (for whatever reason you tell yourself), you are saying “whatever happens, it’s fine by me”

Last Week Tonight will have more material than they know what to do with it

You say it like it’s a bad thing

while it took a short hit, it was back up higher again shortly after sadly

don’t forget the bottle of cheap booze

The Taint Brothers

Hey, no kink shaming the old guys