I made it as far as figuring out what countries my wife and I could easily get visas for with our respective lines of work and even started filling out forms. Then I realized all my friends are here. My family is here. We both like our jobs, our home. It’s just the people I some associate with that I don’t like.

Well now see my cousin Skeeter got himself a 8k TV with that settlement money he got from when he got run over by that bmw downtown tryin to get his kids back ya know? At the courthouse? Anyway he was sposed to use that money to pay fer his doctors and whatnot but he got himself that TV and the dang thing wouldn’t fit through the door! Got her in to the trailer but couldn’t go no where so he put that sucker up right outside has movie nights the whole park can come n see. Course ol Skeet likes them naughty flicks you know with the blood and gore and titties n stuff, talkin bout like Dusk Till Dawn, talkin bout some Striptease, uh you know what’s the other one the one where the girl takes off her bathing suit Fast Times that’s the one. Anyway the boys in the neighborhood LOVE ol skeets movie nights but I think some o them parents are gonna set his trailer on fire for too long here now.

Other locations may be either too hard to access, too fragile from repeated injections, or too inconvenient for a whiney patient.

A friend of mine had to eventually have a port put in, because there wasn’t anywhere left she could get an IV she’d had so many.

Trump could be anywhere on that list really. But if he’s getting one every 6 weeks, they may be running out of suitable locations. They won’t give him a port, that’s just as likely to kill him.

He might be getting regular IV injections and getting some bruising there as a result.

Ruminants creating greenhouse gasses is a problem that can solve itself by returning to huge fucking pastures and cooperative farming.

Instead, we’re getting synthetic food. We’re a decade removed from human grade kibble at this point.

Here again, capitalism is the problem. A capitalist offering capitalism solutions to problems created by capitalism isn’t appealing.

A frightening number of sex offenders get work release. About half the work release guys I work with are sex offenders. The other half are drug convictions.

The drug conviction guys are generally happy to tell you what they got sent to prison for, sometimes with some mild embarrassment or remorse. A worrying number of the sex offenders will tell you inadvertantly when they’re bitching about the people they victimized making obtaining parole difficult. No remorse at all.

I have a prehensile girlfriend. She can grab stuff.

A reliable source tells me Spez likes to diddle kids and has a micropenis.

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I’d rather pay with my actual blood than use PayPal.

A laser heating one side of anything enough to ablate material in space will alter it’s trajectory, it’s entirely possible that objects in low earth orbit would be forced to return to earth. That’s been proposed as a possible way to deal with all the random crap in space.

Implying there are still goal posts

Stock now now valuable because it’s cheaper to buy! Line go up.

Trump’s staff learned those lessons.

I’m sure the atrophied, lesioned Adderall riddled gray jello in his skull barely remembers breakfast.

Amazon! Job cuts! Recession! Scary!!

I’d rather die emulating Rambo than Neville Chamberlain.

Nazis do not compromise. They pray on your unwillingness to fight back, and take what they want until you do.

Yes, make concessions to actual fucking Nazis. That’s never backfired before.

Stand your ground and when they try to take that too make them shed blood to take it.

A simple toggle, secured with a password would do it. Child’s device Y/N. If no, proceed. Your browser or whatever app you’re using would only need to see that one setting, and it’s not much different than your browser looking at any number of settings on your device.

Shit with TWO toggles, the other being “is this child under the age of 13?” You could even force sites like YouTube actually to comply with federal law about targeting minors with advertising.

But. These laws aren’t actually about protecting children, they’re about establishing a real identity for every person online.

The online safety act isn’t actually about protecting children. That’s a smoke screen for a surveillance bill. They want to eliminate anonymity online.

Struck down immediately by a senile supreme Court.

My sister is highly educated, and started her career doing medical research and got in to crime scene investigation. She ultimately left when she discovered the job she wanted working for the FBI was not nearly scientifically rigorous enough and didn’t really hold water scientifically.

She now sees a psychic, is entirely convinced it’s real, and eats up and parrots every single Republican talking point. Biden too old and dimented, Trump is literally the greatest man alive with decades to live. She even accused our mother of cognitive decline when she didn’t buy the bullshit my sister was spewing. My mother is sharp as a tack and there’s no family history of dementia.

On top of this, my sister’s idiot husband is was an executive in charge of international sales and literally lost his job because of the orange man. Still, God’s gift to the US in their eyes.

We don’t talk anymore but I’m curious how they feel now, they also suckled on Musk’s taint.

Their ideology started with money. They only cared about taxes. Now they agree with anything anyone says as long as they start with lowering their, already generously low, tax rate.