You got a turdbo charger!

Would that make a mustache a gable?

Paul Mooney would like a word.

A high pitched whistle slowly fading off?

Also you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.

I would say he is more a Mysterio than a Lex Luther.

There should be a bot that searches out MarjorieTG posts and auto-comments ”What a fucking idiot.”

Enough now I mean it!

Just ask the residents of Flint.

Hmm

It’s an apple Magic Mouse and its new battery backup.