Pogbably because it looks like they’re spamming. someone linked the thing they’re referencing and I’m back to switch my vote because now I get it and its funny.

Updating windows is not a command that deletes your data

Trump? Bullshitting? No! Our good President, thanks be upon him, sir.

Anyway, 🦭💨

Fucking Nazi Carrots

“This orange isn’t nearly red or crunchy enough to be a good apple.”

I have had SO many “good” ideas as a kid. I’ll learn a fact and go “wow I cannot believe it is this easy to manipulate the human body” and thank my stars I had enough sense to take “Its more complicated than that, but I can’t explain the very real consequences” as an answer. Its always at least something with bodies. Honestly, its nuts that anything makes us better at all

Should citizens of all countries start attacking military bases?

sure

How does that end?

better world, probably.

I believed it for a couple seconds, but then I came to my senses.

Haha I sure am glad this technology is being pushed on everyone all the time haha

Oh, I get it! I thought it was a pun at first; thank you for clarifying!

make sure you say it like kuh-MAH-la to make her sound foreign and scary smh

Red lights don’t stop genocide beams

Fuck yeah, thanks for answering.

Fuck yeah. Thank you for asking.

I ANAL but you’re in the moral right, at least. fuck 'em.

… unless money is involved

I think we, as a globe, sent the Nazis to prison nonviolently as violence is never the answer /s(ardonic)

This has “I’ll shit your pants” energy

An older trucker told me (a man (at the time)) that I’d look better if i did. Not “cuter” or “prettier” but it felt slimy, still. I have one example of that and hecking dozens of examples of these old fucks hitting on female cashiers. Straight up inviting a young woman into the shower with regularity. Anyway,

yeah, this is why its sexist: Men want women to make their dick hard (in a manner of speaking).

I think you’re talking about something something on a screen. Try turning off your monitor? Depending on the platform, you might be able to find an alternative frontend. Good “luck”!