lib is the girl reading this

Just wait until you learn about Windows 2000

Think positive. He could be sentenced for more crimes he definitely committed

Best 9/11 ever

Jerry, don’t you have a girlfriend you need to take to prom or something?

Did they also conclude that what they did in India isn’t genocide?

They’re all presenting their homework assignment to the class, one after the other, but the bell rang, so now they’ll continue next class.

They are all judging the same case. They just took a long time explaining the reasoning behind the decision.

You didn’t have to do France wrong like this

One of the judge’s verdict today lasted like 5 hours. There are just that many crimes.

Sorry, mister Robespierre. We’ve failed you again

Now I have something to try when I get home

Cheney is the primary test subject

Dibs on the liver

Look, since every pig on the street has that power, it only makes sense that the president does too

Genital check at every Walmart

Milei 🤝 The cast of Top Gear

Being pelted with stones in Argentina

“Thanks, I’m healed”

Burning the US flag is like the one thing everyone, all over the world, agrees is great, why do you have to be weird