Pelosi should just gtfo and become a stock broker. She’s unusually good at trading stocks for some obscure reason.

(The reason is insider trading)

I, too, highly mistrust Bloomberg. Are you a mayor or a newspaper you weirdo

Here’s how Biden can still win:

I had no issue with Harris campaigning with Cheney. Cheney and I disagree on 99% of things, but we agreed that Trump is a corrupt piece of shit.

We’re really doing the 99% Hitler vs 100% Hitler joke without a hint of sarcasm huh?

Ironically (?), If they went Springtime for Hitler they might have gained votes.

Yeah but Jesus wasn’t Satan’s bowling partner

Better luck in your future endeavors, Iran

They should have changed their strategy so that people that like fascism vote for them instead of a fascist

That was their strategy.

That trick only works twice, cause if you fool him twice, he won’t get fooled again

Why learn anything, the policies they want will be implemented anyway 🧠

I have terrible news, Margaronald’s tenure in hell made them unelectable among Christians. We’re gonna gave to go with plan B and get George Bush and somehow make him more racist

Endorsing every move the dems made.

I am (not) speaking

There’s nothing Republican Lite about accepting an endorsement from Chenney, that’s full strength Republican.

Here’s how Bernie can still win

They’re notoriously easy to get.

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I’m going to assume the answer is a magic square attempt that just isn’t very good

Congrats to Barack Obama for gaining another vote

I was going to joke and say they’ll have to just stay at home, but those homes are likely illegal settlements